Thursday, September 8, 2011

Standards of Excellence

Hi friend,

My semi-regular blog posts are back in full force. They are, in fact, so forceful that I've heard they were caused by some tropical cyclogenetic activity in the Caribbean. Lock up your windows and your local evening news reporters!

Beginning yesterday, the blog known as From a Concerned Friend shall be even more concerned and even more tangential. I will no longer hesitate to write something just because I have no ideas. Whatever I find in the corners of my mind is what I will relate to you in beautiful Times New Roman. Unadulterated concern, like the murky detritus at the bottom of a sieve, is what you will get.

Still, I promise you that no matter how lowly my blog may fall, and no matter how minimally I may censor my every thought from flowing into interweb space for all eternity, I will never, ever resort to bullet points.

Yours forever, at least in digital form,
A Concerned Friend

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