This blog is going to the dogs. I am going to hand-deliver it to them--well, in a hand-to-paw sense. I will coat my blog in vegetarian bacon flavor so that they will take no pains nor delay in devouring it, part and parcel. ("Part and parcel"--is that even right?)
I will do so because I think I've lost my creativity. I lost it in the library of ______ College/University when, looking to scan something, I discovered that the scanner was broken. I was subsequently forced out into the cold to seek out another scanner, at which point my creativity, which forgot to bring a coat, fluttered away to the fifth floor of the library, presumably near where they keep the VCRs.
Tomorrow morning, after psych class, I will return to the library of ____ College/University with a coat for my creativity, and, hopefully, coax it out of hiding. Then my blog will be great again. However, if I fail in that task, I am feeding this blog to a pack of wolves. Like this pack. They're pretty cool.
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