I'm Going Corporate

If you dislike everything excluding this blog, read no further, as I will be discussing activities that you can engage in that are not reading my blog. Some of them are even things that you can buy and that are not my blog. If you do dislike everything that is not my blog, however, I would not be opposed to you buying my blog. If you have at least $30 to offer me, let me know!

One entertaining activity and/or purchasable commodity is Wordipelago, which you can find via The Google. It is almost too addictive for words--ipelago. Essentially it is infinite Scrabble, which, for some people--concerned friends, for example--equates to no longer socializing.

 

I am going to get that @#$%^&*@#$ing triple word tile if it's the last thing I do. And it actually might be.

Another deeply entertaining interweb pastime of mine is Sporcle. You know what Sporcle is. Right?

Oh my god, I just discovered this awesome website where they have pictures of cats with funny misspelled captions--IN 2005. All frivolity aside, lolcats are still relevant to our cultural discourse.

While in the realm of lolcats, I must note one more essential website for the lolcat connoisseur. By the way, Americans really don't like adopting foreign phonemes! My goodness. Anyway, the Lolcat Bible does not make light of the Judeo-Christian tradition; it merely adds to the cultural discourse at hand.

"Cultural discourse," like "am" and "of," is a useful term to bring up at cocktail parties along with uproarious party tricks. Or you could skip the party and drink some pomegranate blueberry juice! Juice is good.