Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens!

Kittens are similar to human babies in that they are young and innocent; however, kittens have the added advantage of being cats. There is nothing better than a cat. Chocolate cake is not better than a cat; cinderblocks are not better than cats. Cats are even better than blogs!

Kittens are soft. They are softer than sofas, velvet, Democrats, afghans, Afghans, and blogs.

Kittens leave food on their faces by accident.

Some kittens are very active, like senior citizens who are conscientious about their health.

When I graduate from _____ College/University, I will be unemployable. Nevertheless, thanks to kittens, I will be able to execute a useful role in society: that of cat ladyship. People will call my home when they find litters of kittens in the recycling and when they discover they have debilitating cat allergies. They will not call the police about the stench emanating from my house, as I will be a diligent cat lady. I will be, in point of fact, the vanguard of cat.

Do you like cats?