SOMEONE told me the wrong time for the State of the Union. So this is neither live nor on-time. Nor is it interesting, well-informed or topical! Enjoy!
8:51: John "Boner" Boehner's pink tie does not look very good with his orange skin. But it also sort of serves to mitigate the Vader-like appearance he exudes from that chair behind Obama.
8:55: Obama has had a crap-ton of visitors! Imagine if you met 1,000,000 people in a couple years. Or in your lifetime. (How many people do you think you meet in a lifetime? Discuss.)
9:00: This is harder than I thought.
9:01: Jill sucks at clapping.
9:02: I wonder if anyone is in charge of Obama's earwax. That would be really awkward--especially having to tell him that he needs to get his ears cleaned out. But they are rather shiny! Someone should do it.
9:03: What about Haiti?
9:04: She's so plaid.
9:08: That green is rather fetching.
9:09: Cutey Joe!
9:09: Republicans don't know how to cheer. They emit a sort of unenthusiastic "ehhhh."
9:13: FUX DA SPEECH OMG OMG OMG IT'S REGGIE!!!!!!!!1111111
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