Last night I had an enlightening conversation with one Andrew P. I told this Androop about my blogular aspirations, which he promptly and tragically quashed. Apparently, he says, I will not make any money or fame unless I have some sort of "focus." Focus is not my middle name. My middle name is Anne. Focus is not even a family name. My family names include Alan, Michael, and David. Hold on! Why are there no family names of women? My family is sexist. It's probably because we're Jews. That's my blog's anti-Semitic comment number #1. That seems like a worthwhile thing to keep track of.
As I was saying, or, should I say, typing, since I usually don't say what I type (with one exception, because I dictated my blog post yesterday to Forrest Sinclair and Asiya), I have abandoned all hope that I will ever have more than four readers, unless Asiya and Patrick have stopped reading my blog and my parents never figure out how to find it, in which case I will have 0-1 reader.
This has been a meta-blog entry. Now it's time to put on socks and put in breakfast.
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