My Version of Stephen Colbert

Dear Friends,

The inevitable has happened. No, I'm not talking about the recent and tragic outbreak of violence that may have been motivated in part by our toxic political climate, although some would argue that such an incident was also inevitable. Also, I just talked about it, so I guess I was talking about it as "the inevitable." Still, the shootings in Tucson might not have been inevitable, since the shooter was a crazy person and not just someone out to "assassinate" Giffords. I honestly don't understand why they took what they found in his safe at face value, because, as I already said, he is a crazy person. There is also a lot I would like to say here about how the media glorifies violence, but that topic has already been scrutinized by people who are much more capable scrunitizers.

Anyway, the inevitable that I originally meant to refer to is that Andrew P., a conversation with whom I discussed in a previous blog post, has acted in the manner of a cinematic, that is, dramatically enhanced, Mark Zuckerberg (the one we know from that great A-Sorks movie). You guessed right. You can see the "Tumbuller" of my formerly close compatriot right here. Is it a blog?? Is it a disorganized array of thoughts?? Is it even, perhaps, a gallimaufry of his innermost workings?? "Tumbuller" does not answer our questions, but I am sure we will find out soon enough.

A Concerned Friend